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Friday, October 31, 2008

THE NEW FLOW 93.5 Wins Best Local Radio Station For NOW MAGAZINE's Best Of Toronto Reader's Poll

The New FLOW 93.5 is honoured to win Best Local Radio Station and Toronto’s Best Local DJ - as part of this year’s Now Magazine’s Annual Readers Poll.

“We thank all our loyal listeners and supporters. From the music we play, our personalities, our promotions, and everyone behind the scenes, this symbolizes exactly what we strive for here at the New FLOW.” says Wayne Williams, The New FLOW 93.5 Program Director.

Tricky Moreira, the host of This House wins Toronto’s Best Local DJ. "It's an honour to receive such an award because it comes from the community that I've managed to touch through music - and reinforces my passion to continue doing what I love!" says Moreira.

Winners of the 2008 Now Magazine Readers Poll were determined by written nominations from Now Magazine readers. Winners are announced today, Thursday October 30, 2008, in the Now Magazine Best of Toronto Readers Poll Edition.

First Angels and Demons Teaser Trailer! (click here)

One More Final Trailer for Bryan Singer's Valkyrie (click here)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Barack Obama Informercial (click here)

Update!!!

Oct 30...2008

***THANK YOU***

According to YOU The New Flow 93.5 is Toronto’s favourite Radio Station!!! JJ and Melanie don’t often give these out, but free cyber hugs for everyone. Thank You!!!

Let’s keep the champagne FLOWing. It was yet another edition of Clueless and today we exposed a car rental agent. Poor guy, never saw it coming.

Hey, thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…broadcasting from the #1 radio station in Toronto…The New Flow 93.5.

Newbie

Gwen Stefani and Baby Zuma

Extended Trailer for Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories (click here)

The Day the Earth Stood Still' 5 Minute Trailer (click here)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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Oct 29...2008

When JJ and Melanie start the morning off with “poop talk” you know you’re in for one “unique” show. Kuba (our overrated Intern) decided to fill Melanie in on the details of his 7-minute excursion to the laboratory. Not so pretty anymore is he?

Move over Justin…Melanie is bringing ParkaBack! Here’s the thing, she still hasn’t found the perfect one. At least Newbie attempted to make her feel better with his rendition of SexyBack…but made her feel worse.

Are you clueless? Tune in tomorrow to hear JJ and Melanie’s newest feature. Guaranteed to make you smile…and maybe pass a little gas. CLUELESS – only on The New Flow 93.5.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…Oh c#@%p it’s snowing outside.

Newbie

Won Park of Hawaii makes "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" origami out of dollar bills.



NEW Star Trek Pics (courtesy of Empire Magazine)


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Update!!!

Oct 28...2008

Thanks for listening today! It meant so much to JJ and Melanie, so much that they promise to entertain consistently entertain each and every one of you for the rest of the week.

Melanie is still in search of the perfect parka, and people from as far as Tim-buk-two offered to help. You see it's harder to find the warmest of jackets in Canada, but not so much in the US. What the?

Cell phones have been banned when driving. Great idea if you ask me, and the perfect excuse to listen to JJ and Melanie in the Morning.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning...fart radio at it's best.

Newbie

Howard's New Home -- Far from a HoJo



Courtesy of TMZ.com

Monday, October 27, 2008

Diddy and his Naked Babies

Bono Gone Wild


Newbie? No, it's Zach Efron

Guitar Hero World Tour ad - Kobe, A-Rod, Phelps, Hawk (click here)

Fantastic New International Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Trailer! (click here)

Friday, October 24, 2008

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Oct 24...2008

It’s Friday!!! Everyone was happy today except for poor Melanie. Darn toothache!

This just in from the tooth itself:

Melanie, I can’t help it…it’s just so warm and moist back there – and when you speak, the vibrations stimulate my mind.

One time or another you’ve told a white lie. Everyday JJ tells Kuba he’s doing a “fine” job…LIE!

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…listen Monday for your chance to say Bye Bye to your Bills!

Newbie

Like G.I. Joe? (click here)

Kerry Catona (Atmic Kitten) slurs her words during an interview (click here)

Rihanna vs. Prince

Must Watch: First Trailer for Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (click here)

Must Watch: Watchmen Footage from the Scream Awards! Updated! (click here)

Justin Gaston and...wait, that's not Miley Cyrus

Will Ferrell returns to SNL (click here)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

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Oct 23...2008

Ready…set…go! Rock Paper Scissors is a game that most people think they’re good at. Melanie is one of them and if Champion Martin Burley proved anything this morning…it’s that she’s all talk, no action.

Teens grow up too fast, and before you know it YOU end up the one they depend on. A faithful listener admitted to taking out a second mortgage just so she could help her child pay off her car loan. I’m not a parent so I’m no expert…but there is this thing called “tough love” look into it.

Bye Bye Bills and your chance to win a trip to sunny Florida continue…listen to JJ and Melanie in the Morning for your chance to win.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…oh ya!

Newbie

Check This Out: Amazing New Watchmen Teaser Poster!

New Victoria's Secret $5 Million Bra

Backstreet Boys national anthem world series 2008 (click here)

John McCain POW Footage Released (click here)

Nicollette Sheridan without makeup

"Yo Gabba Gabba!", the popular TV show for kids on Nick Jr.

LOST Season Five Official Trailer #1 (click here)

Final Zack and Miri Make a Porno Trailer For Your Pleasure (click here)

First Official Friday the 13th Teaser Trailer! (click here)

Warning: Contains violent scenes

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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Oct 22...2008

Time now for our first edition of “Behind The Scenes” with JJ and Melanie:

Have you ever heard of the game slaps? It’s when you lay your hands underneath someone else’s and in lightening speed slap the top of the other player’s hands. That’s the best way I can explain it…either that or the fact that the hair on my hands no longer exists.

Speaking of red, Melanie is currently experiencing a twitch in her eye…with minor puss. OK no puss, but she has been winking at JJ a lot.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…one is tanned, the other is all natural.

Newbie

Can Brad Pitt play Thor?

Shatner on Sulu Wedding Snub (click here)

Must Watch: Watchmen Footage (click here)

Angelina in W Magazine

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

EARLY MADONNA RECORDING RELEASED (click here)

Kevin Jonas makes out with his girlfriend in public.

A-Rod spotted hanging out with his ex-wife.

Tara Ried Bikini Fiasco

Update!!!

Oct 21...2008

Here it is, Tuesday morning…a day that screams PIZZA. Mr. Pizza Pizza himself, Pat Finelli dropped by to discuss how Pizza Pizza is calling on Canadians to help raise money in support of Children’s Miracle Network hospitals, through a one-day fundraiser called Cheese for Charity – today only. Visit pizzapizza.ca for more information.

News broke that there may or may not be another NHL franchise in Toronto. NO! Well, that’s my opinion…but surprisingly you voiced yours and agree with having a second team. If there were a second Toronto NHL team what would we call it? I got it! The Toronto Leaf Blowers.

Halloween is less than two weeks away and you still haven’t found a costume. Scroll down for cheap Halloween costume ideas. If you want to look like Newbie just go out and find a Brad Pitt costume.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…again and again, over and over…again and again, over and over…ahhhhhhhhh. (thanks Madonna)

Newbie

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS

• Nudist on Strike: Wear normal clothes and wear a sign around your neck that says "Nudist on Strike."

• Grim Reaper on Vacation: Buy or make a Grim Reaper outfit, but then wear a lei or flowered necklace, a camera around your neck, Bermuda shorts, paint your nose white (like lifeguards) and carry around some postcards or a map.

• Typical Tourist: Wear a big floppy hat, flowered shirt and long shorts, flip-flop sandals and a camera around your neck. Carry a map and look lost all the time.

• Twister Game: Buy a Twister game. Staple ribbon to two corners of the spinner and tie the ribbon under your chin so the spinner becomes a "hat." Cut a hole in the center of the Twister mat and wear it like a poncho. All night long you can tell people to "put left hand on red" and so on.

• Leaf Blower: Wear regular clothes. Wear a hat with a leaf hanging down from the rim so that the leaf is in front of your face. When people ask what you are blow on the leaf and make them guess.

• Cereal Killer: Clothing should be kind of rugged and torn. Carry a bloody knife and have blood on your clothes. Attach labels or actual little cereal boxes all over your clothes.

• Killer Bee: Buy a bee costume. Smear some fake blood on it and carry a fake weapon.

• Spelling Bee: Buy a bee costume. Attach felt or Velcro letters to your suit and carry some around with you. If you can get enough little letters in Velcro your friends will have fun spelling words on you!

• Kissing Booth: Find a box big enough to fit over your body. Cut or open the bottom and top of the box so that you can slip into the box. Tie rope onto one end of the box so the ropes can go over your shoulders (this will hold the box on you). Wear sexy clothes and have lipstick kisses on your clothes and face. On the box write "Kisses, $1.00."

• Fried Egg: Wear all white. Attach a piece of yellow felt to your stomach.

• Exterminator: Wear coveralls. Attach plastic bugs and spiders all over the outfit.

• Gum under the Table: Make a small cardboard table and wear it on your head. Dress in all pink.

• Picnic: buy or make a white and red checkered picnic blanket. Attach plastic or paper plates, plastic utensils and plastic food to it. Cut a hole in the center and wear the cloth like a poncho. Add some fake ants for that authentic effect!

• Perfume Sales Girl: Dress in really nice clothes and lots of makeup. Carry around many samples of perfume and squirt people all night long. So as not to send everyone into a sneezing frenzy, substitute water for the perfume.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Update!!!

October 20...2008

Today was just another manic Monday. To look pretty you’ve got to pay the price – and in JJ’s the case the price is pain. Plucked eyebrows are sooo in!

Carly and Chantal are two very happy people today. JJ and Melanie awarded these two lucky winners ala Bye Bye Bills and a trip to sunny Florida to see our beloved Raptors in action. Don’t worry, we’re giving away more money and more trips…just tune in to JJ and Melanie all week long.

Tomorrow is Tuesday, a day that feels like Monday, but less depressing. Oh Wednesday where art thou?

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…easy like Sunday morning.

Newbie

Spike TV's Scream Award Winner List

'Scream 2008' Winners

The Ultimate Scream Movie - The Dark Knight

Best Fantasy Movie - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Best Horror Movie - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber

Best Science Fiction Movie - Iron Man

Best TV Show - Dexter

Best Superhero - Christian Bale as Batman in The Dark Knight

Best Actor in a Fantasy Movie/TV Show - Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight

Best Actor in a Horror Movie/TV Show - Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Breakout Performance - WALL-E in WALL-E

Best Actress in a Horror Movie/TV Show - Liv Tyler in The Strangers

Best Villain - Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight

Best Actress in a Fantasy Movie/TV Show - Angelina Jolie in Wanted

Best Supporting Performance - Gary Oldman in The Dark Knight

The Holy S***! Scene of the Year - The Big Rig Flips Over in The Dark Knight

Most Memorable Mutilation - Bitten by Vagina with Teeth in Teeth

Best Screamplay - The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan and David Goyer

Best Scream to Comic Adaptation - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Eight

Best Sequel - The Dark Knight

Best Director - Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight

Best Remake - Halloween

Best Actor in a Science Fiction Movie/TV Show - Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man

Best Actress in a Science Fiction Movie/TV Show - Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction

Best F/X - The Dark Knight

Best Comic Book - Y: The Last Man

Best Comic Book Movie - The Dark Knight

Best Comic Book Artist - Gabriel Ba, The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite

Best Comic Book Writer - Grant Morrison, Batman, Final Crisis

Most Shocking Comic Book Twist - The X-Men Disband After Professor X is Shot in the Head by Bishop

Best Line - "I believe whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger" by The Joker in The Dark Knight

The REAL Sarah Palin on SNL (click here)

Friday, October 17, 2008

Katy Perry Slip 'N Slide (click here)

Update!!!

Oct 17...2008

Why is it that I keep smiling, well for one it’s the weekend…and two, our friendly neighborhood intern has taken it upon himself to write today’s entry. Kuba…take it away…

Hey there beautiful people, your friendly neighborhood intern Kuba here.
This is what we learned today Melanie is good at telling jokes? I think she is because it doesn’t matter if the content or the deliveries are the ones that make you laugh what matters is that u do laugh! Any way JJ was still hung up about the Madonna divorce thing.

OK, Newbie here…I’ll take it from here. It’s a good thing Kuba is pretty…Zaggazing!!!!

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…or is it Melanie and friends?

Newbie

I could not decide which one to post. I HAD to post all of them.







Thursday, October 16, 2008

Stacy Keibler: Maxim Shoot


Star Trek Reveals Galore: Kirk, Spock, Nero, Full Crew and More!







Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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Oct 15...2008

Here’s what we learned today. JJ feels the need to wear mantyhose. That’s right, pantyhose for the woman in him. (Cue Shania Twain’s: Woman in Me)

Hi, my name is Toronto and I am now officially the 3rd friendliest city…just behind friendlyville and happy town. Congrats Toronto, lets start opening doors for people and maybe…just maybe we can climb to number 2.

OK I have to get something off my chest. We have a new morning show intern and he goes by the name Kuba. Melanie and JJ are head over heals for him…but what about me, poor Newbie? Am I not loved anymore? I would like to ask our Flow listeners to stand with me and support my efforts to terminate Kuba’s internship. Remember, I love you all more!

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…loving you is easy because you’re beautiful.

Newbie

JJ's next purchase (courtesy of e-mancipate.com)

New Will Smith 'Seven Pounds' Trailer (click here)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

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October 14...2008

Just when you thought stuffing your face with turkey was over…then comes the leftovers. Tasty cold turkey, yummy day-old stuffing and pumpkin pie…well that’s good for days to come.

JJ announced that he is in search of an adult sized Spiderman costume. I have a suggestion…go to an “adult themed” shop and you should be able to find one there. It may be missing the crotch piece…I warned you.

I often enjoy a good romantic flick…but when it comes to Nights in Rodanthe I urge each and every one of you to RUN!!!

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning – congrats to our Grand Prize winner for Bye Bye Bills – Renee you are $5000 richer!!!

Newbie

Hugh Jackman celebrates is 40th

Dan Cheadle will play War Machine in Iron Man 2

Captain America found in The Incredible Hulk DVD/Blu Ray

Audrina Partridge - Maxim Magazine spread


New Punisher: War Zone Clip (click here)

Friday, October 10, 2008

Prince's 21 Nights Book Release Party (purchase tickets here)

Update!!!

October 10...2008

Here are three things that will happen to you this weekend:

1) You’re stomach will feel bloated
2) You will be stuffed…with stuffing
3) Turkey’s will run away from you in fear of their lives

Gobble Gobble indeed…it’s that time of the year where pumpkin pies and family reuniting is on the top of your to do list.

Happy Thanksgiving Flow listeners…JJ and Melanie return next Tuesday, and they’re giving away another $5000 to help say Bye Bye to your Bills.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…spooky yet sweet.

Newbie

A Photo of Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Taken By Brad Pitt

Must Watch: Awesome New Transporter 3 Full Trailer! (click here)

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Canada's Wonderland - Halloween Haunt 2008

Halloween Haunt - JJ, Melanie & Friends

Halloween Haunt - JJ's fetish

Newbie...without makeup

Halloween Haunt - JJ protects Us