Jay-Z's Slam Dunk Diss Track

Update!!!

April 30...2008

Who (or what) do you fantasize about? JJ and Melanie took your calls this morning and discovered that JJ himself may have a secret crush on Melanie. Who wouldn’t? She’s hot!!!

Have you been a victim of sexism? It’s obvious that at times men get better service then women…but why? Ladies, don’t put up with that…stiff em’ on their tip!

JJ and Melanie are taking another qualifier tomorrow morning for your chance to win a trip for two to Orlando, Florida. Do me a favor, if you see Donald Duck, ask him to put on some pants.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…spicy like my mama’s meatballs.

Newbie

Batman vs The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Trailer #3

Miley Cyrus EXPOSED...or not

Update!!!

April 29...2008

OH Miley, the last time I posed with my father for a photo I was in chaps, so I completely understand. Are the newly released Vanity Fair pics of Miley Cyrus and her father too provocative or is it a good, clean father/daughter relationship?

Miley also posed with a blanket that exposed her bare back. How do you feel about it? And, why does that blanket look like it needs a good washing?

Heads up, puss is spewing everywhere for Grand Theft Auto 4. If you were up until the wee hours of the morning good for you…I think.

JJ and Melanie awarded another caller the chance to travel to sunny Orlando, Florida. If you want to be a part of this short, exclusive list, listen to JJ and Melanie in the morning. The fate of you being in Mickey’s arms depends on it.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…smooth like a baby’s bottom.

Newbie

Update!!!

April 28...2008

Zzzz, Zzzz, Zzzz JJ and Melanie were a little woozy from their flight back from sunny Orlando, Florida. Despite their lack of sleep they managed to put on an award winning morning show.

According to a recent survey, The Sopranos was voted the best show of all time. Melanie agrees, but JJ had to side with BSG. But let’s not forget about The Cosby Show…arguably #1!!!

Congrats goes out to Sina – he picked himself up a trip for 2 to Orlando, Florida. You too can win, just listen to JJ and Melanie in the morning for your daily sound clip.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…hard on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside.

Newbie

Update!!!

April 25...2008

JJ and Newbie hit The Bohemouth at Canada’s Wonderland, and let’s just say Newbie screamed like a girl and JJ stood up to the challenge. The two of us highly recommend you ride Canada’s Wonderland’s newest thrill coaster.

Shorter people rock too! A random caller defended JJ when Melanie commented on his height, but then quickly sided with Melanie when she found out JJ makes fun of her elbows. I sit in front of the two of them every morning, and let me say…they…are…beautiful.

JJ and Melanie are off to Orlando, Florida this weekend…congrats to everyone who won.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…the perfect softener for your fabric.

Newbie

The latest Dark Knight poster!!!

Star finds a new man?

Megan Foxxxxxx

Update!!!

April 24...2008

33% of women prefer cleaning to sex. What? JJ and Melanie have two theories…A: Men need to “work it” or B: Women just prefer to have sex in a clean environment.

Week 1 of CODE WARS premiered this morning with JJ and his 416rs annihilating Melanie and the 905rs. Melanie was a great sport about the whole thing, she just plucked out one of JJ’s eyeballs, and left the other.

Your chance to win a trip for two to Orlando, Florida is so close. Listen tomorrow morning to find out what happens.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…blended together, they make the perfect blizzard.

Newbie

Natalie Portman pee pee-gate

Update!!!

April 23...2008

Happy Administrators day to everyone who keep their employers in line and make the best cup-a-joe in town. JJ and Melanie salute you!

Studies show that what you eat can actually determine the sex of your baby. I’ve noticed that JJ eats plain doughnuts and Melanie eats Apple fritters. Whatever the case may be…JJ and Melanie are having sweet and doughy children.

Another Flow listener qualified to win a trip for two to Orlando Bloom…err…I mean, Orlando, Florida. Tune in tomorrow for your chance…

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…blended to perfection.

Newbie

Update!!!

April 22...2008

Today was Earth Day, JJ and Melanie are sure to do their part to keep our earth alive...what will you be doing?

Monogamy...does it still exist? Can a man (or woman) stay faithful to their special someone? Kate Hudson thinks NOT, while JJ and Melanie equally disagree. Kate, if you're listening...I will forever be your one and only boo.

Your chance to win a trip for two to sunny Orlando, Florida is still up for grabs...listen each and every day to qualify.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning...always rising to the occasion.

Newbie

First Look!!!!

Scarlett - GI Joe

Monday Update!!!

April 21...2008

In geek news, JJ stimulated Melanie’s mind with the news that Iron Man will be featured in the new HULK movie. (pause for reaction)

Melanie in-turn stimulated JJ’s mind with her purchase of the world’s greatest sports bra…and believe me, Melanie looks great in it. JJ is thinking of getting one for himself.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! Kimya Mignott is going to Orlando, Florida with JJ and Melanie. CONGRATS!!!

Listen for your chance to win all week, Orlando can be yours.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…melting in your mouth, not in your hands.

Newbie

"No Hair"

http://www.flow935.com/podcasts/NO HAIR.mp3

Update!!!

April 18...2008

Hip Hop Hooray…it’s Friday!!! Like chocolate is to my Choco Puff cereal this was a fully loaded show. 905 vs. 416…JJ and Melanie went there and discovered both areas have a different style of walking. Bottom line, we’re all people…let’s hold hands and walk together.

Don’t mess with Matt Serra, and if you listened to JJ and Melanie this morning you know he’ll be bringing the UFC to a sold out crowd in Montreal.

The time is soon approaching, if you qualified this past week for your chance to win a trip for 2 to Orlando, Florida…tune in Monday to see if you won. Remember, JJ and Melanie will join you in Orlando, and I can assure you they are tons-o-fun.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…light and fluffy, just like marshmallow spread.

Newbie

Stay tuned..JJ's "No Hair" is coming soon...

Update!!!

April 17...2008

How low can you go? No, we’re not talking about limbo, we’re talking about your shirts ladies. JJ and Melanie were of the opinion that if you got it…flaunt it. If you don’t mind the attention (hopefully positive) then set that cleavage free.

Money brings happiness, oh wait no it doesn’t, yes it does. You be the judge! Melanie says she might be a different person if she swam in the dolla dolla bills, while JJ seems to think that money doesn’t buy happiness…I guess I’ll keep that yacht I was planning on giving him.

You heard it this morning, JJ and Newbie are doing a duet. It’s been narrowed down to a Broadway musical, but which one? Grease comes to mind, maybe even some Dirty Dancing.

Listen for your cue to call tomorrow morning for your chance to win a trip for 2 to sunny Orlando, Florida.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ & Melanie in the morning…now get down with your bad self.

Update!!!

April 16...2008

Why is I can’t find a pair of jeans that fit, but The Incredible Hulk can? Maybe JJ and Melanie were being a bit too critical on the Hulk this morning, but what’s the fun in not giving the big green guy a hard time?

We are getting closer to giving away a trip for two to Orlando, Florida…hit flow935.com to find out the daily sound clip.

Melanie likes KD with ketchup, JJ likes ketchup from a straw…what’s next.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…

Newbie

The Incredible HULK Poster Revealed

Click on Image

Update!!!

April 15...2008

TAXI!!! Sometimes you wave it down, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll pick you up. JJ and Melanie addressed the issue of cab drivers refusing to drive those who are either too far or too close. Do you think gas prices have anything to do with it?

Say it isn’t so, but maybe you’re just not that funny. We’ve all receive one, the good ol’ courtesy laugh that keeps on giving. Think about it…have you given a courtesy laugh today?

Eric McCormack graced the Flow airwaves today. Eric wants you to help make a difference, and it begins by visiting www.cancer.ca/relay.

Oh Orlando, and I'm not talking Bloom…I’m talking Sunny, Orlando Florida, and a trip for two can be yours. Listen for the days sound clip with JJ and Melanie in the morning, or visit flow935.com.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…one size fits all.

Newbie

Update!!!

Monday, April 14...2008

It’s Monday, the un-happiest weekday of the work week…that is until you tune in to JJ & Melanie in the morning.

What a morning it was…we kicked off your chance to win a trip to sunny Orlando, Florida. Visit flow935.com to listen to the daily sound clip.

Marijuana, it’s the age-old-question…should it be legalized. No surprise, people say YES!!! Now the question is…why? I’ll stick to the Popeye candy sticks myself.

Obesity is the result of genetics…or wait, is it the way you were brought up? Maybe it has something to do with your lifestyle? Oh I don’t know, but I guess if you’re happy in your own skin that’s all that matters.

BOOM, KAPOW, BAM – Oh yes, a trip to Orlando Florida can be yours…again, go online right now to flow935.com to find out more.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…soft and sweet like a mallow.

Newbie

Update!!!

Friday, April 11...2008

Canadian Idol is in full swing and Toronto is full of it…talent that is! Callers were quick to call in and showcase their vocal abilities to JJ and Melanie. Very good, a bit pitchy…but good effort dawg.

Speaking of Canadian Idol, the divine Jully Black called in to offer her support to the contestants, good or bad. Jully Black’s ‘Revival’ is in stores now.

JJ is socially awkward, Newbie looks awkward and Melanie is flawless…put the three of them in a room and that makes for an AWKWARD moment. Have you ever experienced an awkward moment? Chances are it may have involved a family member.

This morning, JJ and Melanie gave away tix to see Alicia Keys in concert…tune in next week for your chance to join JJ and Melanie in sunny Orlando, Florida.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…they’re frosty.

Newbie

Update!!!

Thursday, April 10...2008

Seven of Nine vs Six…finally numbers that make sense. Who’s hotter? It’s a tie!!!!

Why is Melanie so easy on Newbie? Sources say Newbie is like a gentle giant who can be easily broken. JJ on the other hand, he’s strong like bull…Melanie knows he can handle anything that comes his way.

Once again we gave away tix to see Alicia Keys live in concert…tune in tomorrow for your chance to win.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…full of sugar-free sugar.

Newbie

Looking good at 42!!!

Dee-licious Stacey.

Wednesday Update!!!

Wednesday, April 9...2008

It’s raining JJ & Melanie…Inspirational songs were on tap this morning. What moves you? A country twang inspires Melanie while a song about self-intoxication makes JJ smile with pride. What’s yours?

Wait a minute, I can’t befriend a stripper and invite her over to have dinner with my girlfriend and I? JJ and Melanie have discovered that it might not be in your best interest to keep an ex or people you meet at a strip club on your list of facebook friends. Significant others…not too happy.

Sing it with me…Give, Give, Give-a-way…that’s right JJ and Melanie gave away another pair of Tix to see Alicia Keys Live in Concert. Tune in tomorrow for your chance to win.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…they’re tasty!!!

Newbie

Tuesday Update!!!

Tuesday, April 8...2008

Embrace it, love it, appreciate it…30 is the new 20 and it’s your time to shine. Being the new guy, I must admit that both JJ and Melanie both look good great for their age.

When do the paparazzi go to far? It seems to be a never ending question that can only be answered by JJ and Melanie. With help from our listeners…the size of your pay cheque shouldn’t justify an obscene phone call or a tag-a-long photographer. So George, stay strong!!!

Today you beat the box office to see Alicia Keys live in concert and we gave away a TiVo for FREE.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…they’re super fresh.

Newbie

Monday Update!!!

Monday, April 7...2008

DEFENCE! DEFENCE! It seems easy to join in on what is the easiest chant in sports history...but not when you're JJ. In JJ fashion he decided to chant out of tune and anger all 20,000 fans. The Raptors lost, but JJ insists it wasn't his fault.

Mmm Strawberry Shotcake cereal...pink, milky goodness with an aroma that will melt your heart...at least Melanie's. Truth be told if Strawberry Shortcake cereal was still on the market Melanie and Newbie would be all over that.

Today JJ and Melanie gave away tickets to see Alicia keys live in concert. Thanks to The New Flow 93.5...you beat the box office.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning...stay tuned

Newbie

Friday Update!!!

Friday, April 4...2008

It’s FRIDAY!!! And with that came Songs sung by JJ – yes he tackled the 1984 hit “Holiday Rap” and nailed it…there’s no challenge JJ won’t turn down.

In a nutshell Naomi is still angry, NKOTB need money, J-Lo gets rewarded for having babies and Bobby Brown blames Whitney for…well…for being Bobby.

April 4, 1968 Martin Luther King left the world and with that a lasting legacy that has touched so many lives…40 years later, we remember Martin Luther King Jr.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…

Newbie

Angelina Pics!!!

Pictures courtesy of In Touch Magazine and PerezHilton.com.

It was a battle of the butts today. Despite what the official "Top 5 Butt" list may say, JJ and Melanie worked hard to uncover thier own. The likes of Brad Pitt and Rosario Dawson were lucky enough to make the grade. Who needs an Oscar when you can be on JJ and Melanie's "Best Butt" list?

Mary J. Blige and Jay Z tore up the stage last night, and callers were quick to respond with an outcry of praise. Congrats to all of our Front Row Flow listeners who won tickets.

I Heart NKOTB, and I know you do to. Tune in tomorrow for the official announcement...

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning on The New Flow 93.5

NKOTB are back!

First group photo in 15 Years!!!

Hump Day Update

Wed, April 2...2008

Hump day brought discussion on whether or not children receive too much homework. Listeners called in with mixed emotions…what do you think?

On more than one occasion JJ sang a song and so far no one has called to complain. However, just when you thought it was over Newbie sung a verse of “My Heart Will Go On,” please accept our apologizes.

Phones rang off the hook for T-Pain tickets…but no need to worry because we have a whole-lot to give away…that’s right, whole-lot…I said it.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning…you’re AWESOME!!!

Best and Worst used Cars

WORST OF THE WORST

These vehicles showed multiple Used Car Verdicts that were much worse than average, according to our survey respondents. They consistently had more problems than other models overall.

Buick Rendezvous (AWD) Buick Terraza Chevrolet Astro Chevrolet Blazer Chevrolet Colorado (4WD) Chevrolet S-10 Pickup (4WD) Chevrolet Uplander Chevrolet Venture Chrysler Town & Country (AWD) Dodge Grand Caravan (AWD) GMC Canyon (4WD)

GMC Jimmy GMC S-15 Sonoma (4WD) GMC Safari Jeep Grand Cherokee Kia Sedona Land Rover Discovery, LR3 Lincoln Aviator Mercedes-Benz SL Nissan Armada (4WD) Nissan Titan (4WD) Oldsmobile Bravada

Oldsmobile Silhouette Pontiac Aztek Pontiac G6 Pontiac Montana, Trans Sport, Montana SV6 Saturn Relay Volkswagen Cabriolet Volkswagen Jetta Sedan (turbo) Volkswagen Jetta Sedan (V6) Volkswagen Touareg

Best and Worst used Cars

BEST OF THE BEST

These are models that have performed well in CR road tests over the years, and have proved to have several or more years of better-than-average reliability. Listed alphabetically.

Acura Integra Acura MDX Acura RL Acura RSX Acura TL Acura TSX BMW M3 Buick LaCrosse Honda Accord Honda Civic Honda Civic Hybrid Honda CR-V Honda Element Honda Odyssey Honda Pilot Honda S2000 Infiniti FX Infiniti G20 Infiniti G35 Infiniti I30, I35 Infiniti QX4 Lexus ES

Lexus ES Lexus GS (RWD) Lexus GX Lexus IS Lexus LS Lexus RX Lexus SC Lincoln Continental Lincoln Town Car Mazda Millenia Mazda MX-5 Miata Mazda Protegé Mazda3 Mitsubishi Endeavor Mitsubishi Outlander Nissan Altima Nissan Maxima Nissan Murano Pontiac Vibe Porsche 911 (except '03) Scion tC Scion xB

Tuesday Update!!!

Tuesday, April 1...2008

JJ and Melanie pulled one over you…well it was more than one and it was April Fool’s day so it’s allowed…right? For the record, there will be no dog taxes and JJ did not take his Mom to the prom…however, we cannot confirm that JJ sleeps with a purple Teletubbie is untrue.

It was another morning filled with giveaways, including tix to T-Pain’s Playlist Tour and tix to the premiere of Street Kings starring Keanu Reeves.

NKOTB are back, all 5 members of the once famed boy band are reuniting to steal more hearts and become the source of every girl’s dream…and newbies.

Tune in tomorrow for more prizes…and thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the morning.