BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND TWITTER BACKGROUNDS

Monday, August 25, 2008

Class Of 2012 will never know and have always known

# For these students, Sammy Davis Jr., Jim Henson, Ryan White, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Freddy Krueger have always been dead.
# GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available.
# Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.
# Coke and Pepsi have always used recycled plastic bottles.
# Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino.
# Martha Stewart Living has always been setting the style.
# Haagen-Dazs ice cream has always come in quarts.
# WWW has never stood for World Wide Wrestling.
# Films have never been X rated, only NC-17.
# They have grown up with bottled water.
# The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno and started at 11:35 EST.
# Caller ID has always been available on phones.
# The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.
# They have never known life without Seinfeld references from a show about “nothing.”
# The Hubble Space Telescope has always been eavesdropping on the heavens.
# Radio stations have never been required to present both sides of public issues.

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