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Geek News: March 13, 2009

We’ve posted photos from Lesbian Vampire Killers and Tim Burtons Alice In Wonderland.

Inspired by the success of the Friday the 13th reboot, Warner Brothers has decided to remake Stephen King's It for the big screen. The 1990 version of “IT” (that was actually made for TV) has often been referred to as one of the scariest movie of all-time.

Wrestling star 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin has joined the cast of Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables. Austin will star alongside Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Forest Whittaker and Mickey Rourke in the action movie. The film centers on a group of mercenaries assigned to overthrow a South American dictator by the US government.

Marvel has announced today that Thor has been delayed until June 17th, 2011 and that The First Avenger: Captain America has been pushed until July 22nd, 2011 to account for that change. Additionally, The Avengers has been delayed until May 4th, 2012, a complete 31 months from now.

The newest trailer for J.J. Abrams' Star Trek had more than 1.8 million downloads during its first 24 hours on Apple.com and has gone on to become the most popular HD download ever on the site with more than five million downloads in its first five days.

The Flybar, is a superpowered pogo stick that allows anyone brave enough to execute a range of acrobatic stunts, including jumping over cars.
Fitted with strong elastic bands, known as rubber thrusters, the Flybar can bounce seven feet and six inches off the ground. It’s powered solely by the rider's leg strength and body weight and the height of bounce is controlled by the adjustable piston length.






HERE ARE THE PROS AND CONS OF CIRCUMCISION:


Guys . . . have you been kicking around the idea of having an ADULT CIRCUMCISION? If so, here's a list of pros and cons to consider . . . before you get the snip-snip.


--CIRCUMCISION PROS:


#1.) It's easier to keep your junk clean.


#2.) Circumcision can make you less susceptible to certain STD infections. And if your unit does become diseased, the infection might not be as bad if you've been snipped.


#3.) If you're embarrassed by the look of your uncut rod, then getting circumcised will have a positive psychological impact . . . and give you more confidence.


--CIRCUMCISION CONS:


#1.) Circumcision is NOT medically necessary and . . . as with any surgery . . . you run the risk of excess bleeding and developing an infection.


#2.) The surgery is traumatic . . . and it can totally screw up your head.


#3.) The foreskin contains nerve endings . . . and removing it reduces sensation. In other words, sex isn't as good with a circumcised dong