Whatever!

I was out having dinner with a friend the other night when we couldn't help but hear some of the grossest sounds imaginable coming from the table beside us and it wasn't over a joy of the food.



To set the scene better for you, we were at a restaurant that has little canopies over some of the tables for a more intimate dining experience and that's exactly what this couple was having.



Being someone whose pet peeves include mouth noises, having to hear two lovebirds smacking lips while my friend and I are trying to have dinner was just plain nasty!



I understand a peck here or there, or maybe even a quick round of full-on tongue action. But these guys were non-stop throughout our entire meal!



They had their curtain closed, but there was no doubting what they were up to behind it and you'd think the sounds of us laughing at them, or even the waiter butting-in the curtain to ask them if they needed anything, would serve as a polite reminder to remember where the hell they were!



I'm okay with public displays of affection, but there's definitely a line of good taste that was continuously crossed that night. And I don't care how in love or lust these people were, there's a time and a place for everything and it's called a hotel room!



To put it bluntly, the way these guys were making out sounded like a stack of soaking wet towels hitting a tiled floor. So needless to say, it was just totally gross!



Honestly, these guys were going so strong, I didn't know if we should've paid them for the show, or they should've picked-up our tab for subjecting us to their display of inappropriate passion.



Either way, it was just plain wrong! Though our waiter says he's seen worse go on behind the curtain, so maybe we should consider ourselves lucky!





But Whatever!





You can hear Ruby Jones' Whatever rants live Tuesday-Friday during the Morning Show at 7:50, on Flow 93.5. Or check out the podcast at www.flow935.com!