Update!!!

October 7...2008

When confronted by a Bear there are three easy steps you must follow. Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care, drop it like it’s hot and be like Stella and get your groove back. OK, so obviously I’m kidding…but when Melanie’s cottage was violated by a black bear over the weekend it has prompted her to be on BA – Bear Alert.

They key to a happy relationship is 5 cuddles per day. How long and how intimate it must be…I have no idea. However, 1 hug a day keeps the unfaithful thoughts away…?

Next time you get a bill in the mail say Bye Bye to it. How? Listen to JJ and Melanie all week long for Bye Bye Bills – the radio contest everyone is talking about.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning, two of the cleanest bowels in the city.

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