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Friday, February 27, 2009

Update!!!

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol…that’s right kids, DON’T drink and drive this weekend.

The weekend is here, and a fairly warm one at that…if you call –5 warm. So whether you’re with your family or your friends be sure to drink your oval tine.

I love happy people, and what makes people happy? MONEY!!! Natalie is $1000 richer and you would know it by her reaction. Wow! The last I saw a girl scream was on a blind date.

Anywho…thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning – na na na na.

Newbie

Rihanna in Mexico last weekend


Geek News

Geek News: Friday, February 27, 2009

Fox has ordered two additional seasons of The Simpsons, which will bring the longest-running series in primetime television history through its 22nd season. The 44-episode pickup ensures the series will reach an astounding 493 episodes.

A rare copy of the first Superman comic will be put up for auction online today. "Action Comics #1," published in June 1938, is considered by collectible experts to be the world's most valuable comic book and is valued at about $126,000. The unidentified seller bought the comic in 1950 when he was 9 years old after begging his father for 35 cents.

A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals. The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon. But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack

Nadya Vessey was born with a condition that meant her legs would never develop properly and by the time she was 16 she had both her legs amputated. Now in her fifties, with false legs, she was approached by a little boy who asked her what had happened to her legs, so she told him she was a mermaid. Later, she thought more about her comment and wrote to the Oscar winning team behind the special effects in the Lord of the Rings movies, and asked them to make her a tail. To her surprise they agreed, creating a prosthetic tail from wetsuit fabric and plastic molds which now allows her to swim.

Nightmare X Rays...click (HERE) Warning: Graphic Images ahead

Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain, Ron Howard, Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Gyllenhaal & Forest Whitaker - BLAME IT...click (HERE)

Up, up and away: Rare comics for sale...click (HERE)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Behold - Three New Character Posters for Pixar's Up!



Viral Recap: The Dark Knight's Why So Serious Campaign...click (HERE)

Update!!!

Despite Melanie’s train wreck of a Wednesday, we began today’s show on a positive note. Sure Melanie needs a new bumper, garage door window and possible a leg…but what makes it all better is seeing JJ’s face in the morning…according to JJ.

I find myself enjoying the above average temperature, especially during the February blahs. I get my hopes up, maybe the worst of the snow has ended, or maybe a last minute snowfall will surprise us in March or April. According to the calendar, spring is just over 3 weeks away, and nothing else brings more joy to my face.

Word has it that Door to Destiny will be HUGE tomorrow. I can’t say when or what, but if you don’t tune in to JJ and Melanie you’ll be sorry.

On that note, thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning – when you see Melanie behind the wheel…ruuun!!!!!

Newbie

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

JJ and Melanie Pancake Contest 2009

Empire's Badass New Terminator Salvation Cover Shot

Update!!!

It’s been said that Wednesday is also known as hump day. Let’s not take that out of context, in fact it could mean anything you want it to mean. On the JJ and Melanie Morning Show that probably means something that isn’t G-Rated. So, Happy Hump Day Everyone from JJ and Melanie in the Morning.

Now that Megan Fox is back on the market men all over the world shed tears of joy. That means that our odds have increased by 0.00000001%. We’ll take it!!!

Door to Destiny is a wonderful thing, especially when we give away a ton of prizes for nothing in return. All you have to do is be the 9th caller…now that’s what I call easy – like Sunday morning,

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning – funny like the last 10 seconds of Kid Cudi’s Day & Night.

Newbie

Geek News

Geek News: Wednesday, February 25, 2009

1940: A hockey game was televised for the first time. The New York Rangers beat the Montreal Canadiens 6-2 at Madison Square Garden.

Michel Gondry the mind behind Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, Be Kind Rewind and Dave Chapelle’s Block Party has signed on to direct Seth Rogens Green Hornet.

It's official – Warner Brothers has just set the release date for Green Lantern as December 17th, 2010. In addition , WB has also announced new release dates for a bunch of major upcoming projects. Christopher Nolan's new sci-fi project Inception has been set for July 16th, 2010, and Zack Snyder's next project Sucker Punch will hit on October 8th, 2010. Additionally, Louis Leterrier's re-imagining of the classic Clash of The Titans will hit theaters early, on March 26th, 2010.

Finally here is an update on the Spiderman musical. "Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark" will open February 18, 2010, in New York City The musical will feature a score by Bono and The Edge, both of U2. The director is Julie Taymor, who was the creative force behind The Lion King, Disney's long-running musical, now in its second decade on Broadway.

If someone you know emails you and says the converter boxes we're buying so we can get digital TV have been bugged, it's a hoax. Someone posted a supposedly real video on YouTube purporting to show the guts of one of the boxes, and where the government had hidden a mini-camera and microphone. Again Hoax…. Or is it?!

Audrina Patridge - Surveillance Video...click (HERE)

Shia in Car with Friend- Tries to scare paps

Beyonce Oscar Nip Slip



courtesy of egotastic.com

Lindsay Lohan photo shoot...the pics we can show you



Tiger Woods NEW Nike Commercial...best yet

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Update!!!

It’s always nice to see your co-workers out of their element. Case in point: JJ and Melanie stuffing doughy, syrupy goodness in their mouths. Happy Pancake Tuesday Everyone!!!

Melanie talked a good game, claiming she would take the win…but JJ came out of nowhere and inhaled 4 of the biggest pancakes in record time. It was a sight for soar eyes as syrup drizzled down Melanie’s chin and JJ needed mouth to mouth to save his life.

Other than pancake pandemonium, we also gave away more cash with Door to Destiny…that was fun.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…number one in every pancake fetish person’s heart.

Newbie

Geek News

Geek News: Tuesday February 24, 2009

Dan Aykroyd says the next Ghostbuster movie may begin filming by late fall.

While Iron Man director Jon Favreau was walking the red carpet at the Oscars, the director announced that Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada) is officially out as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. Also, professional wrestler turned American Gladiator Matt Morgan is in talks to play a villain role in the comic book sequel.

News of President Barack Obama's fight to keep his beloved BlackBerry made plenty of headlines during the transition and now news of his favorite CrackBerry game is making the rounds. According to Star magazine, Obama spends a few minutes each night before hitting the hay playing BrickBreaker on his smartphone. My source even claims to know Obama’s high score: a mediocre 15,000.

A new video game has hit the net called "Trillion Dollar Bailout". Players score points by slapping greedy CEOs and handing out bags of money to deserving homeowners. Each player's actions are charted on a graph and determine whether the economy is "saved" or "tanks." The game's creators urge players to "punish greedy fat cats and save honest people" and "put the hurt on dudes in suits!"

Website: www.addictinggames.com/trilliondollarbailout.html

Monday, February 23, 2009

Update!!!

Ah the Oscars, where celebs can bask in their own glory, where actors pretend their job is more important than a doctors and when people like Lou Gossett Jr. has more to do than just sit at home.

This year wasn’t too different, Hugh Jackman’s play on the recession seemed to pay off and gift baskets didn’t exist. Red Carpet specials were still awkward to watch, but made you feel less dumb than the likes of Ryan Seacrest.

I may sound like a hater, but I along with JJ and Melanie were up until midnight watching such spectacle. Top wardrobe honours go to Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston and Anne Hathaway.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…home of Door to Destiny, your chance to win luggage, cash, trips and more.

Newbie

Funny People Trailer

Judd Apatow's Pineapple Express Oscars Comedy Short...click (HERE)

And the Golden Razzies go to...click (HERE)

Heath Ledger Wins

Complete winners list...click (HERE)

OSCARS BEN STILLER DOES JOAQUIN PHOENIX

Oscar 2009 Pics





Hugh Jackman's Opening Performance at the 2009 Oscars

Friday, February 20, 2009

Rihanna battered and bruised - click (HERE) warning: disturbing image

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Geek News

Geek News Thursday, February 19, 2009
1878: The phonograph was patented by Thomas Edison.

There was a rumour circulating out there by I don’t know who that "The Wachowski Brothers (creators of the Matrix Trilogy would be directing a new Superman trilogy, well…. No. They have definitely never had any talks with DC or Warner Bros to helm a Superman film.

Just a few days before Mickey Rourke's big day the Oscars, word has hit the streets that apparently he won't be in Iron Man 2 after all. Rourke himself told New York Magazine that, "right now, we're not doing Iron Man 2."

Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Owen Wilson are in negotiations to star in Little Fockers, which is expected to revolve around the children of Stiller and Teri Polo, who plays his wife in the two previous Meet the Parents movies

The comet Lulin is making a one-time trip from the outer reaches of the solar system to the sun and is set to do a 38 million-mile fly-by at 10:43 pm EST monday. Due to some atmospheric hocus pocus, the comet’s tail will be appear to be flying in front, and the object’s greenish hue can be attributed to the presence of carbon and cyanogen.

Fans of the classic taste of sodas -- before the invention of High Fructose Corn Syrup -- will be happy to hear that Pepsi will begin distributing Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback in April. The Throwback versions of the soft drinks will be made with real sugar instead of HFCS.

KANYE WEST HAS DROPPED A SWEET NEW MUSIC VIDEO

On his blog, Kanye explains, quote, "This is not the next single. 'Amazing' is. This is the video we've been working on for the last month. We know there is another video out there using the same technique so we were forced to drop it now."




Only eight men have ever been featured on the cover of "Playboy"








Update!!!

Rihanna might want Chris Brown back, Carrie Underwood hasn’t admitted to dating an Ottawa Senator and Nick Carter is on Ellen? What is this world coming to? And why does a 4-day workweek feel like 7?

JJ and Melanie are big fans of American Idol, but if last nights episode proved anything it’s that the remainder of the season might be a dud. Hand JJ a mic and he’ll belt out a tune or two, and Melanie makes for better eye candy than any other contestant.

Keep listening to JJ and Melanie in the Morning for your chance to win great prizes with Door to Destiny. We’ve already given away a trip to Jamaica, Cabos and $5000 cash.

Thanks for making the switch to JJ and Melanie in the Morning…your morning wakeup call.

Newbie

Angelina Jolie was in New York shopping with the girls

Tiger Woods new baby and hot wife


Geek news

Geek News: Wednesday, February 18, 2009
On this date in 1953, the world's first 3-D movie, Bwana Devil, was released
We’ve posted the link to the Final X-Men Origins Wolverine commercial.

Looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables. My source says that this is according to Sly himself. Appearently Arnold will show up as himself, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, because Sly's character Barney Ros s and Arnold "have some history back when the Gov was shooting Conan the Barbarian."

Remember when I told you that Russel Crow would be playing both Robin Hood and The Sherrif of Nottingham in Ridley Scotts adaptation of Robin Hood? Well that entire idea has been scrapped

Sources say Leonardo DiCaprio is looking to produce an updated version of the classic 1983 sci-fi hacker film WarGames..

Here’s the latest on the new Facebook “Terms and Agreements” Facebook is now saying, Over the past few days, we have received a lot of feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised.

LG has created a new smart watch that will apparently allow user to have video conversations right on their wrist “a la Dick Tracey”

HTC’s Newest smartphone “The Magic” will be equipped with Google's Street View to provide panoramic view of user's surroundings, saving you the effort of looking up and turning your head.

A guy from the U.A.E. has set a new world record for typing the numbers from 1 to 50 in the fastest possible time. Hind Al Mulla managed to type the numbers -- with a period between each number (1.2.3.4.5.6...)-- in just 16.3 seconds.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Nicole Scherzinger nip slip



courtesy of egotastic.com

Carrie Underwood at Ottawa Senators Game Ducking To Hide From Cameras

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer kissing in the Bahamas

Third and Final X-Men Origins: Wolverine TV Spot: Legends - click (HERE)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Geek News

Geek News: Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Over the last few nights Fox has released special trailers for X-Men Origins Wolverine. Check the Blog for those and catch the newest on tonight during Idol, Also check the blog for the Transformers 2 trailer and Tekken Photos….

Last year I mentioned that a Jonny Quest movie was in the works. Now there's word that the titled of the movie will be The Adventures of Jonny Quest, and that Zac Efron might play Jonny and Dwayne Johnson might play Race Bannon.

Some of my unreliable sources are saying that SCARLETT JOHANSSON is close to joining the cast of "Iron Man 2" . . . as the The Black Widow. There was talk last month that EMILY BLUNT might be playing this same character.

Hasbro's musclebound toy Stretch Armstrong will become the star of his own movie.

Some Facebook users aren't too thrilled with the social network's updated terms of service, which used to say that when you closed an account, any rights they claimed to the original content you uploaded would expire. Not anymore. Now, anything you upload to Facebook can be used by Facebook in any way they deem fit, forever, no matter what you do later. Want to close your account? Good for you, but Facebook still has the right to do whatever it wants with your old content. They can even sublicense it if they want. Make sure you never upload anything you don't feel comfortable giving away forever, because it's Facebook's now.

Jon Foo as Jin Kazama in Tekken Movie

Wait, Was That Cyclops in X-Men Origins: Wolverine? click (HERE)

Some of the items up for bid in the Michael Jackson auction




Justin Timberlake topped "GQ's" "Most Stylish Men in America" list

People are saying Lindsay Lohan looks too thin


New High Res Photos from Imagi's Astro Boy



Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Iron Man 2?

Here's a Fight Scene from the Street Fighter Movie

Final Poster for Universal's Fast and Furious

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Official Movie Trailer

Second X-Men Origins: Wolverine TV Spot: Brothers

First X-Men Origins: Wolverine TV Spot: Family

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hugh Jackman's first Oscar Promo Picture