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We're moving our blog here:

http://www.flow935.com/blogs/jjandmelanieblog/

All of our stuff has been moved there, and any new posts will be there instead. We'll be closing this location down soon, so please visit us at our new space!

New Disorder Causes People To Have Spontaneous Orgasms

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PERSISTENT GENITAL AROUSAL DISORDER?

In 2001, doctors identified a new medical disorder that only affects women called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD).

There are a few symptoms, including hypersensitivity and pain "down there." But the main symptom you experience when you have Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder is SPONTANEOUS ORGASMS. Sometimes as many as 200 a day.

That may seem fun, but the climaxes have nothing to do with sexual stimulation. In fact, some PGAD sufferers say they actually AVOID doing the nasty because the climaxes they experience during sex can't compare with the intensity of their "normal" orgasms.

Instead, PGAD climaxes are set into motion by normal, everyday stuff.

Anyway, I came across a column online where one anonymous woman with PGAD gave an INSANE list of stuff that triggers her ORGASMIC EPISODES. Check it out:

-Stress
-Having a full bladder
-Cold air
-Musky cologne
-Scary movies
-Romantic movies
-Unexpected touching
-Hugging
-Exercise
-Darkness
-Vibrations from riding a train
-An idling car
-Music with heavy bass (Boing Boing)

Roger Mooking in the Studio

We had Roger Mooking on the show this morning to judge a pie-baking competition between JJ and Melanie! Here is Roger's recipe:

FIVE SPICE PUMPKIN PIE

Pie Crust
1 1/3 cups all purpose flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons (3/4 stick) chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
2 tablespoons lard
3 tablespoons (or more) ice water

Pie:
1 (15-ounce) can pure pumpkin (not pumpkin pie mix)
3/4 cup pure maple syrup
3/4 cup whipping cream
3 large eggs
2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) unsalted butter, melted
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon 5 Spice powder
1/4 teaspoon salt


Pastry Crust
Mix flour, sugar and salt in processor. Add butter and shortening. Using on/off turns, process until mixture resembles coarse meal. Drizzle 3 tablespoons ice water over mixture. Process just until moist clumps form, adding more ice water by teaspoonfuls if dough is dry. Gather dough into ball; flatten into disk. Wrap in plastic; chill until dough is firm enough to roll out, about 30 minutes.
Roll out dough on lightly floured work surface to 12-inch round. Transfer dough to 9-inch-diameter pie dish. Fold overhang under. Crimp edges decoratively. (Can be prepared 2 days ahead. Cover and refrigerate.)

For pie:
Position rack in bottom third of oven and preheat oven to 350°F. Whisk pumpkin, maple syrup, whipping cream, eggs, butter, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and salt in large bowl to blend well.
Pour pumpkin mixture into prepared pie crust. Bake until filling is just set in center and crust is golden, about 1 hour. Transfer pie to rack and cool completely. Cover pie and refrigerate until cold. (Can be prepared 1 day ahead. Keep refrigerated.)
For whipped cream:
Using electric mixer, beat 1 cup chilled whipping cream, 3 tablespoons powdered sugar, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract in large bowl until soft peaks form.
Serve pie cold or at room temperature with whipped cream.

Check out all that is Roger here!

http://www.foodtv.ca/ontv/hostdetails.aspx?hostid=41785

Mississauga Mayor appears on Regis and Kelly

The Mayer of Mississauga appears on the Regis and Kelly show! Check it out here:
http://bventertainment.go.com/tv/buenavista/regisandkelly/index.html

Scroll to the 6:45 part to get to the mayor.

Seth Green Freak Out

Is it real or fake? You be the judge!

SYTYCD Crotch Shots

Sorry to disappoint everyone, but those crotch shots turned out to be legitimate flesh colored underwear! Check out the photos here:
http://www.rickey.org/?p=23774

Kate Beckinsale named Sexiest Woman from Esquire

We like Kate Beckinsale. Apparently she likes Diet Coke.

Prime Minister Surprise Rock Star!

Check out the video of Stephen Harper singing the Beatles!

4-Year-Old Memorizes speech from Miracles

4-Year-Old Memorizes Speech from Miracle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdJTfGiRCI&feature=player_embedded

Help end violence against Women!

Please Sponsor JJ in the walk to end violence against women and girls! It's the Walk a Mile in her Shoes walk at Nathan Phillips Square for the White Ribbon Campaign.

Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet

Couple Caught Making Love in New Cowboys Stadium NSFW

Some of you who follow my infrequently updated Twitter account may have seen a report from a friend about a video of two people doing the North Texas rumpy-pump in the bathroom at the MNF game. It has arrived. (NSFW)

Don't be too alarmed — it's only three seconds of pretty standard grunt-heavy missionary sex on the bathroom floor, nabbed by this citizen journalist who, along with many others at Dallas Stadium last night, witnessed this display. My friend, who was at the game, said many Cowboys fans were startled by the odd noises coming from the Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall, where a couple clad in Michael Irvin jerseys were "totally banging" at the end of the 4th quarter when the Cowboys had pretty much wrapped it up. The commotion soon became very, very public and many fans equipped with cellphone cameras ran into the stall to snap pictures. Luckily, our guy had video and stuck his hand over the stall like a true professional voyeur and caught a a few mighty thrusts during Irvin on Irvin.

Toyota Recalls Car Models and Issues Warnings

Toyota is recalling 3.8 million cars. They're also asking car owners to remove their driver's side floor mat to avoid accelerators getting stuck. The affected Toyota and Lexus models are:
2007-2010 Camry
2005-2010 Avalon
2004-2009 Prius
2005-2010 Tacomao
2007-2010 Tundra
2007-2010 ES 350
2006-2010 IS 250 and IS 350

World's Best Lovers

World's Best Lovers

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada